Learning Scottish Phrases with Clarkson, Hammond and May | The Grand Tour: Lochdown

To prepare for their Lochdown special in Scotland, the trio try to get to grips with some Scottish phrases in a classic game of 'Scot's That Mean?'. Can you get a better score than these guys?
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  1. The Grand Tour

    The Grand Tour

    2 månader sedan

    What other Scottish phrases do you know?

    • Mayank Maximum

      Mayank Maximum

      Månad sedan


    • A. G.

      A. G.

      Månad sedan

      @Abc 123 pure gold!

    • Scotti


      Månad sedan

      You're a Pie Man!

    • Kathy Williams

      Kathy Williams

      Månad sedan

      the weins greetin'.... it means the baby is crying. wein i can understand. its saying the wee one. greetin'? who knows

    • Greg Davidson

      Greg Davidson

      Månad sedan

      @Oscar Swinburn in what part of Scotland does gin mean none?! Awa an bile yer heid

  2. Adam Robert

    Adam Robert

    3 dagar sedan

    Почему это никто не переводит 😔

  3. RicardoD957


    Månad sedan

    Actual phrase: Haud Yer Wheesht Hammond: Haud Yet Wee Shit. I don't think Hammond is in any position to call anyone a wee shit.

  4. H-J. K.

    H-J. K.

    Månad sedan

    Clarcson looks like hes had too much of his own produce.

  5. Hello Kitty

    Hello Kitty

    Månad sedan

    Jeremy guessed, “I’ve shattered my spine”?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  6. JamesA


    Månad sedan

    its hard to actually hear their answers because of the "X" for when they get it wrong comming up when they are saying it...

  7. The_Parson


    Månad sedan

    I heard a Scottish lady shout "shut yer ceggie" once, which means "shut your mouth". "Ceggie" must come from a Scottish Gaelic word for mouth, "ceg" is also the Welsh word for mouth.

  8. Dedlyniteshade


    Månad sedan

    His pronunciation of some of those was hilarious🤣

  9. ExSapper Madman

    ExSapper Madman

    Månad sedan

    "If ye can say its a braw brickt moonlickt nickt moonlicked nicht, then yer aw rickt, ye ken".....

  10. Bonny 2132

    Bonny 2132

    Månad sedan

    I don't know why but the way this video is edited is giving me anxiety.

  11. John Brown

    John Brown

    Månad sedan

    in Scotland the expression "Socialism" means ---> "Who is Adam Smith?"

  12. G M

    G M

    Månad sedan

    You do all that, and there's no etemology? 🧐

  13. Jim Dalziel

    Jim Dalziel

    Månad sedan

    Here's one for ya...Hammond is a wee naff !

  14. TigerTeddyBear


    Månad sedan

    Have to say Jeremy is looking healthier than he has in a while. Good on him.

  15. hanisa abdulsalam

    hanisa abdulsalam

    Månad sedan

    Still amazed with the immediate healing I received from Dr. IGUDIA, now I'm free from herpes permanently and I say only God will reward you for all the good works you putting out for people

  16. Noaman Dadghir

    Noaman Dadghir

    Månad sedan

    James May's new look has me shook

  17. disturbed250


    Månad sedan

    Some of them yes but others.. What Scottish person were you speaking to?? Lol

  18. Mika Joel

    Mika Joel

    Månad sedan

    This video felt like it had to be somewhere else.

  19. Gav Mackenzie

    Gav Mackenzie

    Månad sedan

    In Scotland, the term ‘got clarksons’ means having crooked and horribly miscoloured teeth

    • Validsof gaming

      Validsof gaming

      Månad sedan


  20. John Daugherty

    John Daugherty

    Månad sedan

    "Merry Fecking Christmas Bawbag!"

  21. patrick771


    Månad sedan

    Clakson has a nice armrest there

  22. The 1

    The 1

    Månad sedan

    Those 3 would be awesome on Rogan podcast with some whiskey flowing i bet they got some crazy stories

    • Athos Aramis

      Athos Aramis

      Månad sedan

      Good idea!

  23. tg


    Månad sedan

    What a stupid edit. I can understand 0 what clarkson is saying. Too fast, too noisy.

  24. Lance


    Månad sedan

    Cannot wait for Hammond’s car restoration show!

  25. Carl Stanland

    Carl Stanland

    Månad sedan

    Aren’t the British and Scotish people the same?

  26. Terziak


    Månad sedan

    I'm Scottish and theres a fair few of these I've never heard of

  27. N N

    N N

    Månad sedan

    James looks better with facial hair.

  28. Fenixz Filip

    Fenixz Filip

    Månad sedan

    that's racist.

  29. MrArchie800


    Månad sedan

    Gee's a gammy ya pie....

  30. Movie Madness

    Movie Madness

    Månad sedan

    3 fuds

  31. James Anderson

    James Anderson

    Månad sedan

    me to the waiter: "How did you get that scar on your face?" his nonchalant reply: "knife fight in Glasgow" My thoughts afterwards: "oh, THATS why we emigrated, I get it now"

  32. Mr Meldrew

    Mr Meldrew

    Månad sedan

    Its literally the worst part of England.

  33. tt smith

    tt smith

    Månad sedan

    Top Gear is nothing without these three. Changing over to The Grand Tour was a bit hard to get used to and it’s a proper shite name but these three have created their own thing again which is brilliant!

    • Nilsfried


      Månad sedan

      I think the name is pretty good!

  34. Rick in Texas

    Rick in Texas

    Månad sedan

    As an American it was hard to understand. The British accents and the Scottish colloquialisms were a tough combination to understand.

  35. Paul Collins

    Paul Collins

    Månad sedan

    you forgot Sassenachs," I don't like the English, but I do like they're money.

    • Hairy Coo

      Hairy Coo

      Månad sedan

      "but i do like they are money" ..nice use of your own language there son.

    • Chris


      Månad sedan

      Bitter little boy 😂

  36. Invader Aid

    Invader Aid

    Månad sedan

    Haud yer wheesht Hammond: Hauld yer weeshert

  37. Bob England

    Bob England

    Månad sedan

    jezza its about time you ate some of your lovely farm food and trimmed down that waistline man

  38. The 10 Minute Woodworker

    The 10 Minute Woodworker

    Månad sedan

    When when when?..

  39. Zee Plane

    Zee Plane

    Månad sedan

    Clarkson's going to die before we get another episode of The Grand Tour, isn't he. Wish he'd take better care of himself.

  40. Crusader1815


    Månad sedan

    Jeremy's in need of a trip to the groomers...

  41. Stan Gosling

    Stan Gosling

    Månad sedan

    Scottish people must find this offensive

    • Mark Seymour

      Mark Seymour

      Månad sedan

      Why? I doubt they're that sensitive.

  42. TheTyisAwesome


    Månad sedan

    Early drop 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🙏🙏🙏

  43. chris hossack

    chris hossack

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  44. jinnzo invicta

    jinnzo invicta

    Månad sedan

    Oh my.... i love your conversations so much! Your are one of a kind ! Every episode and every adventure on film .... i will watch it ! All of it !!! I hope you never loose then fun to make episodes ! (Please excuse my poor english ....)

  45. BubbleNCheek


    Månad sedan

    Can I gi yar dug a clap?

  46. Ellis Thomas

    Ellis Thomas

    Månad sedan

    This video is too noisy. Makes it difficult to concentrate on

  47. Eu Phonyx

    Eu Phonyx

    Månad sedan

    this says an awful lot about their audience!! ha

  48. kinseliplier


    Månad sedan

    Anyone else notice the guy with black hair looks exactly like Al Pachino.

  49. Mabutho Radebe

    Mabutho Radebe

    Månad sedan

    Always love u guys...as a Schitzo/TriPolar person, I see myself in all 3 off u...so pls keep going, my invisible friends do find place, pace and grace in the lot of u💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

  50. John Knight

    John Knight

    Månad sedan

    Those were pronounced truly appallingly, Hammond, and I only Australian!

  51. Alec Ver Bunker

    Alec Ver Bunker

    Månad sedan

    Jeremy "you've got one quite good one though haven't you?" James "I have, I was quite supprised by that" 😂😂😂 Why is this so funny??

  52. hridayesh_musikman


    Månad sedan

    Happy to see James and Hammond in good shape.

  53. Willie Bauld

    Willie Bauld

    Månad sedan

    TBF the last one just means "I'm knackered" it's not that specific, I'm Scottish btw

  54. John Macleod

    John Macleod

    Månad sedan

    You put a smile on my face and to say some Scots can be dour or miserable and long faced och aye

  55. boombox


    Månad sedan

    You guys sure need practice

  56. kiha1970


    Månad sedan

    honk if Thathers deid

  57. Pandit Thanos

    Pandit Thanos

    Månad sedan

    Think the vid was a bit too fast to understand...esp for non native English/Scottish speakers.

  58. T Y

    T Y

    Månad sedan

    The most important news from Amazon is not blue origin, it’s the new episode of GT

  59. NeverTalkToCops1


    Månad sedan

    Time for a wee bowl of Haggis.

  60. Laviarty


    Månad sedan

    Years of listening exercises in school prepared me for this video 😂

  61. Max Werner

    Max Werner

    Månad sedan

    These guys could do absolutely anything and I'd watch it with a smile

  62. Ally Dowd

    Ally Dowd

    Månad sedan

    Hilariously mispronounced.

  63. Superallie 2019

    Superallie 2019

    Månad sedan

    Also it’s “is yer budgie deed” not cat

  64. Superallie 2019

    Superallie 2019

    Månad sedan

    Why do English people think that is funny. It pure rips ma knittin

    • Hairy Coo

      Hairy Coo

      Månad sedan

      It wid burst ye aye.

  65. B C

    B C

    Månad sedan

    It’s sad that Jeremy can actually rest his entire arm completely on his stomach.

    • _KaiTheGamer_


      Månad sedan

      I think back to that comment he made about Americans way back when his hair had color in The Other Show™ and I laugh at the irony

    • Mark MacLeod

      Mark MacLeod

      Månad sedan

      Clarkson requires no armrest like other mere mortals.

    • Dan Witzke

      Dan Witzke

      Månad sedan

      Why, he's his own armrest

  66. Imran Tahir

    Imran Tahir

    Månad sedan

    I'm from Scotland and I've only heard the 'haud yer wheesht' one

  67. Ammodog 89B

    Ammodog 89B

    Månad sedan

    Crikey! They should play "who looks the oldest " I know none of them are exactly spring chickens but damn Clarkson looks rough. I love it!

  68. Ronnie Dahlström

    Ronnie Dahlström

    Månad sedan

    I'm diggin the beard on May.

  69. John Doe

    John Doe

    Månad sedan

    Clarkson is putting weight on what is he eating lol

  70. Aaryan :D

    Aaryan :D

    Månad sedan

    They look a hundred years older

  71. Captpicard


    Månad sedan

    1.22 of this is still more entertaining than New TG since these guys left.

  72. Apti Newim

    Apti Newim

    Månad sedan

    James be looking good. Can't say the same about Jezza..

  73. Click


    Månad sedan

    "Ive shattered my spine" LMAO

  74. Alex P.

    Alex P.

    Månad sedan

    Clarkson seemed plenty bored lol .

  75. dev ravi

    dev ravi

    Månad sedan

    i could honestly sit around listening to them for hours

  76. Car Weirdo Gamer

    Car Weirdo Gamer

    Månad sedan

    "keep the heid" means keep calm

  77. Car Weirdo Gamer

    Car Weirdo Gamer

    Månad sedan

    "is the cat deid" that's not the way we would say it, we would point out "your cats are deid" for example"your trousers are too short"

    • Hairy Coo

      Hairy Coo

      Månad sedan

      Not round my way....." Is yer cat died or sumthin?" would be how the conversation would begin.

  78. Philippines Unfiltered

    Philippines Unfiltered

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  79. B -

    B -

    Månad sedan

    Clarkson looks rough

  80. Runaway Plane

    Runaway Plane

    Månad sedan

    Where’s all the jealous Welsh people that try to compare Wales to Scotland?

  81. DinoChook Productions

    DinoChook Productions

    Månad sedan

    James may starting to look like King Theoden

  82. Adnite Madani

    Adnite Madani

    Månad sedan

    If learning english is an RPG journey then learning scottish is a final boss

    • Jack Dubz

      Jack Dubz

      Månad sedan

      Not really. It's a piece of piss. Scottish children do it nae bother at a'.

  83. Patryk Przybylski

    Patryk Przybylski

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  84. Rebecca Innes

    Rebecca Innes

    Månad sedan

    Breichs for trousers, baffies for slippers, doofer for tv remote

  85. The Enlightened One

    The Enlightened One

    Månad sedan

    Don't make us wait any longer... life is too short 😉

  86. Dan Black

    Dan Black

    Månad sedan

    Well, if even Brits don't understand Scottish slang, I feel a lot better for being completely baffled myself.

  87. Jamie Reid

    Jamie Reid

    Månad sedan

    The editor of this video needs sacked.

  88. Bokaj Llensch

    Bokaj Llensch

    Månad sedan

    Wow that was a fast cut. Maybe a bit too quick for my taste. I would have been fine with a 2+ min video.

  89. RC Projects

    RC Projects

    Månad sedan

    I wish they would do a season like the seasons 1-3 again with the specials in it

  90. Edgar Friendly

    Edgar Friendly

    Månad sedan

    Careful with the Scottish phrases. You can get charged, convicted and sentenced for hate speech. Careful with what you say in Scotland.

  91. k4chnaa


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  92. Mattverick Games

    Mattverick Games

    Månad sedan

    If you have a hairy/heiry at home then like here

  93. NonStop Dom

    NonStop Dom

    Månad sedan

    As a Scotsman this was brilliant but.......... the accent...............Awa' an' Bile Yer Heid!

  94. Robert Ng'ang'a

    Robert Ng'ang'a

    Månad sedan

    James is looking lean...

  95. martynpotter21


    Månad sedan

    Burglar alarm 😂

  96. lee macdonald

    lee macdonald

    Månad sedan

    Fuck, they have been milking this one episode for over a fucking year now!

  97. An L

    An L

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  98. Han DoIt

    Han DoIt

    Månad sedan

    pandemic make them look old

  99. Gaurav Jadhav

    Gaurav Jadhav

    Månad sedan

    Anything involve these three is worth watching.

  100. The Ultimate Street racer

    The Ultimate Street racer

    2 månader sedan

    That's a gid accent Hammond has that's fairly accurate being Scottish myself could have been worse what aboot a Glaswegian Ned