Jeremy Clarkson's (Muddy) Farm Shop Grand Opening | Clarkson's Farm

Do you fancy a visit to the Diddly Squat Farm Shop? Make sure you come in a tractor (or a tank) to get through the swampy conditions of the car park. Jeremy manages to open his farm shop on schedule, but encounters a slight problem...

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  1. The Grand Tour

    The Grand Tour

    9 dagar sedan

    What would you buy from the Diddly Squat Farm Shop?

    • Shihab Sadman

      Shihab Sadman

      Dag sedan

      Make your shop international. Then we will talk.😀😀😀😀

    • two kay

      two kay

      Dag sedan

      I'd rent a parking spot....

    • tim priddy

      tim priddy

      2 dagar sedan

      Got any cragar SS fit my ford ranger?????

    • Jeff Bruce

      Jeff Bruce

      2 dagar sedan

      The pineapple

    • J


      2 dagar sedan

      A bag of Matterchaps.

  2. Mark Sketch

    Mark Sketch

    11 timmar sedan

    Shows what a true gent Clarkson is starting at 02:30

  3. Fred Flintstone

    Fred Flintstone

    17 timmar sedan

    I will deal with Walt Disney later.

  4. Jeffry Ragbir

    Jeffry Ragbir

    Dag sedan


  5. Maniac 666

    Maniac 666

    Dag sedan

    Potatos is the real slav currensy

  6. Dr Zakir Naik YT

    Dr Zakir Naik YT

    Dag sedan

    Thank you Jeremy for bringing joy to our nation though, my support makes millions££ for you while I drive bus to earn £380pw net..

  7. J


    Dag sedan

    I would buy a bag of Matterchaps,Jeremy do you sell them?

  8. Marcin Mucha

    Marcin Mucha

    2 dagar sedan

    enjoy your potato :)

  9. Dylan Hallsworth

    Dylan Hallsworth

    2 dagar sedan

    Sorry but when I first saw this, with celeb helpin tow for a tenner reminded me of when I helped out at farm auctions doing exactly this. Had to go 50/50 with farmer, as it was his tractor, but still came back with 550-650 average day once a week. Damn good money maker, shame the farmer retired as otherwise I’d be a millionaire from that shit lol

  10. Noob Troop Tube

    Noob Troop Tube

    2 dagar sedan

    lol charging ten pounds to get out. lol

  11. Silence Dogood

    Silence Dogood

    2 dagar sedan

    I love this

  12. Silence Dogood

    Silence Dogood

    2 dagar sedan


  13. LABBO 55

    LABBO 55

    2 dagar sedan

    Load of shit🤣

  14. Rekha Gokhale

    Rekha Gokhale

    2 dagar sedan

    Why does this make me think of one of the early chapters from James & the Giant Peach 🍑 😂 ? Except that this long line is to see Jeremy 🍑 😂

    • Rekha Gokhale

      Rekha Gokhale

      22 timmar sedan

      @The Grand Tour would definitely love to see that! I bet Jeremy can grow one giant potato 😂 then travel around the world in it with May and Hammond

    • The Grand Tour

      The Grand Tour

      Dag sedan

      New Fairytale idea! Jeremy and the Giant Potato

  15. KGB


    2 dagar sedan

    People are there for the person more than the potato

  16. Vma Events

    Vma Events

    2 dagar sedan

    Jeremy is not a business man, he is the business, man

  17. Gareth Hopkins

    Gareth Hopkins

    3 dagar sedan

    Such a seductive potato conversation

  18. Justin Franks

    Justin Franks

    3 dagar sedan

    "It's got no shit in it." Q: What about any piss? Because I'm getting a vibe.

  19. Tyrone Whitehead

    Tyrone Whitehead

    3 dagar sedan

    The farm a great experience and the shows bought lots of items my highlight was your bollock candles and the honey could you make the shop bigger I’ll be back 🙏♥️

  20. K. D.

    K. D.

    3 dagar sedan

    I would love another season of this, i laughed my ass off in each episode of The 1st season, would be awesome to see Hammond and May appear if there ever comes a season 2

    • K. D.

      K. D.

      2 dagar sedan

      @The Grand Tour this just made my day, i had no idea that a season 2 would be a reality so soon, just hope to se May and Hammond in some episode too

    • The Grand Tour

      The Grand Tour

      2 dagar sedan

      Then you're going to love this

  21. Lancashirelad


    3 dagar sedan

    Perhaps a bit daft to open the shop and advertise it before building a hard surface car park.



    3 dagar sedan

    my family own a honey factory farm to and i go around as a sales man. plus my mom knows a lot of royal friends

  23. Maria Carter

    Maria Carter

    3 dagar sedan

    👏👏👏 Fantastic 😚😚😎

  24. Brandon Tanner

    Brandon Tanner

    3 dagar sedan

    He was bloody stupid a man nearly died cuz of the traffic he caused

  25. Archie Bald

    Archie Bald

    3 dagar sedan

    Why would anybody drive for an hour or two to buy his stuff at top prices for the same stuff they can buy just down the road?

  26. George Collins

    George Collins

    3 dagar sedan

    The queue to get into that farm shop is literally like that in real life

  27. Brian Perry

    Brian Perry

    3 dagar sedan

    Clarkson has probably done more for farming than all the BBC pretentious farming programming put together...I know he has got plenty of money to help when things go wrong, but he hasn't had his mistakes the bad times edited out.... good luck with his new venture. perhaps the farming industry needs someone like him to kick some life into it.

  28. Maeen Ben Othman

    Maeen Ben Othman

    3 dagar sedan

    I can’t see you

  29. mo Mo

    mo Mo

    3 dagar sedan

    If its only so easy to sell as this

  30. BiotechUsa Malta

    BiotechUsa Malta

    3 dagar sedan


  31. Ninh Nguyen

    Ninh Nguyen

    3 dagar sedan

    I was hoping for James and Richard to come so bad! Come on, when can we see they roast your farm?

  32. corey stanfill

    corey stanfill

    3 dagar sedan

    Come buy my taters, I'll sign your baby's forehead and then charge you to get pulled out with my Lamborghini!!! I love Clarkson, the Essential Gentleman

  33. N Kass

    N Kass

    3 dagar sedan

    Jeremy clarkson is just one of those iconic people who will always forever be remembered. Controversial, silly, funny, but also down to Earth as we got to see him on his farm - a truly foolish, yet caring and brilliant man in his own way. Thank you for all you’ve done over your years as a TV presenter.

  34. Templartwo Templartwo

    Templartwo Templartwo

    3 dagar sedan

    Proving, the is British left in Britain.

  35. battletoads22


    4 dagar sedan

    I was really hoping the single visitor would be Hammond or May. And then they would make fun of him.

  36. Henry Phillips

    Henry Phillips

    4 dagar sedan

    Has anyone else noticed Tesla Model S drivers the worst on the road? They sit in lane 3 doing 72mph when no other cars are around just for a start. Any takers?

    • Gian Cabual

      Gian Cabual

      3 dagar sedan

      *Model 3*

  37. Stan Gosling

    Stan Gosling

    4 dagar sedan

    Why does he need a farm a shop? He has plenty of money. Or maybe gold digger hogan has eaten all his money.

  38. LoneWolf_RO


    4 dagar sedan

    Oh man i need another series of the grand tour. I neeeeed it broooooo

  39. Putra Ameer Faisal PUFF

    Putra Ameer Faisal PUFF

    4 dagar sedan

    I've watched the whole series last month and it's definitely worth the time spent...Jezza will be forever iconic...

  40. Beetleything


    4 dagar sedan

    No wonder the villagers are pissed off -

  41. Alex Air

    Alex Air

    4 dagar sedan

    So Clarkson has upgraded his wife.

  42. Ian Blakemore

    Ian Blakemore

    4 dagar sedan

    You plonker Jeremy at least you should have sorted the parking out knowing the land could get soaked.

  43. Domagoj Beno

    Domagoj Beno

    4 dagar sedan

    I bet K made more no st then Jezza On that day 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  44. Tony Z

    Tony Z

    4 dagar sedan

    When I am in England next, sure am coming by. Till then all the best from Berlin.

  45. Janet Evans

    Janet Evans

    4 dagar sedan

    Love your sheepy adventures, hey, you have plenty of fields to make your own hay save a bit there bahhh

  46. Challenging Demon

    Challenging Demon

    4 dagar sedan

    Thanks to all the fans who came up to his shop showing him the power of the fans by overcoming his expectations about arrival of people in his Diddly Squat Farm Shop.

  47. Mubble Mann

    Mubble Mann

    4 dagar sedan

    I'm confused as to why people would queue for literally hours just to buy some potatoes.

    • The Abraham

      The Abraham

      4 dagar sedan

      It's just a bit of fun mate, have a day off.

  48. Paul Trow

    Paul Trow

    4 dagar sedan

    Lol if ya want ME MEAT it’s round the back hehe 😜

  49. FPV DR3

    FPV DR3

    4 dagar sedan

    amazing turn out !! well deserved too :)

  50. Kristopher Schmid

    Kristopher Schmid

    4 dagar sedan

    Jeremy's 'meat' around the back

  51. Dale Pinney

    Dale Pinney

    4 dagar sedan

    it amazes me for what we a lead to believe that such a controversial man can be so popular with the public

  52. MÉMÉ hub

    MÉMÉ hub

    4 dagar sedan

    Jeremy is the sigma male

  53. Robin Fryer

    Robin Fryer

    4 dagar sedan

    Charging the customers for pulling them out was the attitude of a guttersnipe. I wasn’t amused or impressed by any of it.

  54. j k

    j k

    5 dagar sedan

    Kaleb wanted to charge £10.00 for towing stuck in the mud cars out of their own farm what a greedy fucker

  55. Paul Greaves80

    Paul Greaves80

    5 dagar sedan

    Werbout is this mate

  56. S WB

    S WB

    5 dagar sedan

    “Do you take American Express” that person sums up why you nevvvver get one 🤣

  57. Steve Ross

    Steve Ross

    5 dagar sedan

    Do you happen to have some potatoes, Farmer Jezer?

  58. Only Me

    Only Me

    5 dagar sedan

    I'm surprised that Hamster and May didn't go along, just to heckle if nothing else 😂

    • Only Me

      Only Me

      10 timmar sedan

      @Ray Aviation Really? It is a mutual thing, the other two don't heckle Hammond's Smallest Cog and then the other two don't heckle James' pub?

    • Ray Aviation

      Ray Aviation

      Dag sedan

      They’re both banned

  59. Mikael


    5 dagar sedan

    Has JC included other local farmers? Maybe a farmers market? However, since I live in America, I'd like a coffee cup, and a half dozen of what appeared to be brownies on the table.

    • Maria Carter

      Maria Carter

      3 dagar sedan

      That's a great idea..he just may get this message 😉

  60. SWITCH7425


    5 dagar sedan

    Clarkson the Messiah 😂

  61. Rom Do

    Rom Do

    5 dagar sedan


  62. James Pegram

    James Pegram

    5 dagar sedan

    This is all that's gone wrong in the countryside. Townies.

  63. Andre Gon

    Andre Gon

    5 dagar sedan

    The power of the internet.



    5 dagar sedan

    Happy to see that you are fine jeremy eat healthy stay fit

  65. Сергей А. Шевцов

    Сергей А. Шевцов

    5 dagar sedan

    Зачем Кларксон занялся фермерством ? Лучше бы он продолжал разработку P45.

  66. Full Send

    Full Send

    5 dagar sedan

    Went there the other day!

  67. Thomas Roth 68

    Thomas Roth 68

    5 dagar sedan

    I was in Madrid on weekend...nice Mustang meeting! 😉

  68. xXBam BamXx

    xXBam BamXx

    5 dagar sedan

    I really hope the video length will increase 🤗 I have withdrawal from when TopGear went belly up, I even sent hate mail to the management 😂

  69. BattyFlaps


    5 dagar sedan

    Honestly i can understand Lisa's pain i work tills myself doing what she's doing must be even more of a pain in the ass than what im doing which is just beeping items for hours on end saying the same thing over and over. I hope she gets a good wage and some appreciation

  70. B.F.G 72

    B.F.G 72

    5 dagar sedan

    If you build it,they will come😁

  71. Alexander Levi

    Alexander Levi

    5 dagar sedan

    So while crisis come's up .Bitcoin climbs lol 😆 Now i say crypto is better than stock investing in crypto should be in every wise individual to do list .

    • Leo Luca

      Leo Luca

      5 dagar sedan

      @joyce julie text him on WhatsApp

    • Leo Luca

      Leo Luca

      5 dagar sedan


    • Jeffrey Christopher

      Jeffrey Christopher

      5 dagar sedan

      Trading on your own is very risky I lost £2400 carelessly trading on a platform then I was referred to dennis he recovered the loss and an extra profit of approximately of £6000

    • Jeremy Sanchez

      Jeremy Sanchez

      5 dagar sedan

      @Wyatt William Yeah 💯💯 He has been managing my trade for months and i make profits Every week He's really amazing with amazing skill He changed my 0.1BTC to 2.1BTC

    • joyce julie

      joyce julie

      5 dagar sedan

      How do I trade with him I'd like to invest Bitcoin so I won't regret once it climbs again like I am now🥺🥺

  72. Azwan Ramli

    Azwan Ramli

    5 dagar sedan

    What? Even I jaw drop watching this. To many people. Nice 1 Jeremy

  73. VinNumber


    5 dagar sedan

    Nice Saab 9-5 tho :)

  74. AmericaDeservesBetter


    5 dagar sedan

    So, this is what necessitated the town meeting.

  75. Kevin Niven

    Kevin Niven

    5 dagar sedan

    LOL Awesome

  76. Guy Unknown

    Guy Unknown

    5 dagar sedan

    This is business 😂

  77. King beef

    King beef

    6 dagar sedan

    disabled parking was disabled

  78. Steven Maniscalco

    Steven Maniscalco

    6 dagar sedan

    I watched this on amazon but theres so much i missed. "Dont fall in big hole!" & "dont catch fire" is classic Jeremy. I cant believe I missed him whispering about meat to the customers. "If you want my meat, meet me around back"

  79. Baylan Maverick Legacy

    Baylan Maverick Legacy

    6 dagar sedan

    theres no way this was staged lol hes got such a loved following they wanted is products an came in droves lol, good show ol chap good show !

  80. Sherajus Salehin

    Sherajus Salehin

    6 dagar sedan

    Almost made me think that place as radiator springs.

  81. Odd Stuff

    Odd Stuff

    6 dagar sedan

    This show literally kept Britain sane during lockdown

    • The Grand Tour

      The Grand Tour

      5 dagar sedan

      All hail Clarkson and his farm 🙌

  82. fightmeirl


    6 dagar sedan

    cant wait for S2

  83. Are Dub

    Are Dub

    6 dagar sedan

    so are all your neighbors on the dole now because brexit? lol of course not, this is chipping norington, full of rich tax evaders who voted brexit.

  84. Rich


    6 dagar sedan

    Nobody came there for the potatoes. They came there for the big potato. 🤣

  85. Samir Mokdad

    Samir Mokdad

    6 dagar sedan

    The ugly looking narcissist Jeremy Clarkson : What a silly viewing...

    • KumaBean


      5 dagar sedan

      If you're confident enough to call him 'ugly', that would suggest to me that on some level you think that you're attractive. Who's the narcissist?

  86. Dreamy_


    6 dagar sedan

    Jeremy has been paid by the government for decades to not grow anything 😂

  87. ms11uk


    6 dagar sedan

    Why is no-one wearing a face mask?!

  88. E U R O P A

    E U R O P A

    6 dagar sedan


  89. HQ


    6 dagar sedan

    @TheGrandTour when something new's coming? It's the same old videos you upload for so long... That's not good.

  90. gary reid

    gary reid

    6 dagar sedan

    jeremy doing more to help farming in the uk than any one else

  91. Byron Wellburn

    Byron Wellburn

    6 dagar sedan

    Who's she behind the counter? I want to try her potato's.

  92. Dean gillard

    Dean gillard

    6 dagar sedan

    Jeremy's family used to make Kilner bottles which are not around no more but the bottle he has is something of the same if I remember correctly. Plus this clip has been put up by many different SE-oners plus under the grand tour franchise

  93. Yoga Bramacharya Kumaraseta

    Yoga Bramacharya Kumaraseta

    6 dagar sedan

    Pada engga pake masker yak? Apakah video lama? 😅

  94. Mei Qi See

    Mei Qi See

    6 dagar sedan

    Jeremy, you could offer your neighbours a spot for their booth to sell their produces then that should solve the neighbourhood rifts.

  95. Leonardo Macias

    Leonardo Macias

    6 dagar sedan

    hahha i used to go a potates farm but so much diferent after work ...

  96. A


    6 dagar sedan

    Y is this on Grand tour channel???!

  97. steven hanna

    steven hanna

    6 dagar sedan

    He's the best all he's needs now larry and moe to show up

  98. huss1205


    6 dagar sedan

    Still feeling like is missing something in my life since the trio left Top Gear...

  99. AJ Dexter

    AJ Dexter

    6 dagar sedan

    What a good day that was

    • U


      5 dagar sedan

      Oh how cute.

  100. Osiadacz Family  Farm

    Osiadacz Family Farm

    6 dagar sedan

    Graduations on such a successful opening day!